I'm Pretty Sure I'm a Genuis

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I officially have all A's right now. I took my psych test tonight and got 49/50. So...if anyone's qualified to administer the MENSA test...you might want to call me.

So..wow..quite a day. Ciera had her first school dance tonight. It was so strange. My 11 year old tomboy suddenly got all girly. The same girl that is usually bragging about the cleat-shaped bruise on her hip or what boy is scared of her came home asking me to curl her hair and do her nails. I sooooo wanted to take a picture. She wasn't too thrilled with the idea.

Edie has now moved into her own room. (Because I got the whiny-assed 18 year old out...finally!) She is so cute. She loves it. Plays with her kitchen. Cleans up her toys because it's fun to go in the closet to the toy box. God I love these days. You should have seen her after I got everything moved this morning..she was just sitting in the middle of her bed with 4 books, reading for all she was worth. The best part was when one of the lions from "Between the Lions" said "Mom, Dad!" And I hear the sweet little angel voice repeating it. I love that child! She is sleeping in her new bed (not mine!) as I type.

My husband has some mysterious colon/g.i/ulcer thing going on. I'm really stressed about it but trying not to let him know. He's not real thrilled with the kind of examinations required to narrow down a problem like this. He says he feels violated and doesn't know when his dick will get hard again. Of course that was about 5 minutes before I changed into a nightgown and...I can tell you when his dick got hard again.

Whiny sister shit...I don't really want to expand on this, but suffice to say..all three.

Oh...and I'm getting more organized. Yes, I am. Don't doubt me until you see for yourself. I think all I need now is the dry-erase board. I even have a list for my husband. Sadly, it has to include replacing all the light-bulbs that need it and change the oil on my fucking car. Either way...it's a organizational start for me. Maybe it will catch on.