If I Have to Live in this Soap Opera, Somebody Better Damn Sure Write Me a Make-Out Scene with the Leading Man

Shit!! It's like I'm in a parallel dimension. Everyone's pissed at someone. Sisters hating sisters. Friends hating friends. Friends hating sisters. Exes hating friends. Friends hating exes. Exes hating sisters friends....you get the idea. And the damnedest part of all...I've got no one to hate. I'm going nuts. All I can say is this: In 7 weeks I will be sitting in a big ass vacation house with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other.....enjoying the hot tub, daring someone to go jump in the lake. And I really don't give a fuck WHO is there with me or who jumps in the lake.