Can You Bring Me Another Bud Light Please?
So..it's Christmas Eve. I've avoided by blog obsession for many days now. I'm convinced that I'm not an addict or a stalker...so I'm back. I've spent $650 on people that are not my husband or children and I'm gonna be honest here...I'm not sure that I'm happy with the return. I know..I know..it's not about getting, it's about giving. Whatfuckingever. I have gotten 2 pairs of Nike's (who needs 2 pairs?), a perfume gift set, $40 worth of OPI nail shit, and 3 bottles of Victoria's Secret lotion. Obviously nobody really cared when I asked for liquor and sex toys. Why even ask? Hmmmm..maybe next year.
I've missed you all very much and will be back tomorrow to update the list. I have to go to the in-law's. Considering they spend 4 of 7 days a week in church, I'm sure it will be much more disappointing than the $100 gift card Visa that my mother-in-law is getting. You can never have too many bibles collecting dust on the bookshelf. But that's ok...it's all about giving.
Congratulations to my very best friend. I know I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but just so you know....Jill is expecting!!!!!!! Totally ruined my last girl's night out, but....yayyyyyy!!! I'm so happy. I can't wait to start buying diapers!
Merry, merry Christmas to all of my blogging friends that I am sure would give me sex toys and liquor if we were close enough that I was on your list.
posted by Holly @ 11:05 PM
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Yeah, thanks Holly. Way to steal the thunder. Thanks Chase!
Merry Christmas from me too...and obviously congratulations! Gosh that's exciting! What a great Christmas present (sorry that yours were crappy, Holly...but hey, consider this:
for the third year in a row, my husband's father gave him a candle holder
and for the third year in a row, they gave me nothing
However, I did get a set of dollar store cheese knives from my mother in law (they're not married), so..., yeah, that sucked.
christmas does usually turn out to be a bummer, doesn't it?
but i bet the little ones, i bet they loved it.
and treat yourself.
the liqour store.
the sex toy store.
splurge.
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