Woe Is Me

I think my husband is depriving me sexually. I think my children are trying to drive me insane. I think my mother is a bitch. I think that my sisters are too needy. I think my best friend forgot about me. I think that I missed out on the only real love of my life. I think that my ex-husband is an idiot. I think my car is a piece of shit. I think that gas is too expensive. I think other people think I'm a bad mother. I think I don't go out enough. I think I sleep too much. I think I don't get enough sleep. I think time is passing me by. Holy shit...that one was a little out there. I should probably stop thinking so much.