HTML...The Romantic Language
I might barely be able to learn Spanish, but I promise you this: I am an HTML genius. Ok..maybe not a genius. Still..check out the favorite link thing I did on the sidebar. I believe it to be quite impressive.
I finally got some good sex last night. I tried to make it last as long as possible considering it may be a few more weeks. It was nice, multiple-orgasm, hair-pulling, nasty-words kind of entertainment. I'll try not to bitch about the lack of "it" for a while. (I'm still, however, suffering from the apathy.)
I think I need a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio, some illegal tobacco-like product, a new outfit and a cabana boy with a suitcase full of sexually-oriented entertainment. Know where I can find a place like that?
posted by Holly @ 11:10 AM
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I need to learn how to do that link thing with HTML. That's really cool, and I've been meaning to do that.
Hmmm...where might you find those things you mentioned...gosh, VEGAS perhaps.
Yeah, Melissa, but the bad thing is that we all know that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas and I really don't have time to get up there right now. I need the toy-totin' cabana man to come to me.
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