Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Things You Probably Don't Know About Me

1. I have no tatoos. I find them highly erotic, when properly done and placed, but I don't have one.

2. I don't believe in ADD. Well, I believe there may be such a thing, but not to the extent it is diagnosed.

3. I hate corn.

4. I LOVE Nine Inch Nails and George Strait.

5. I hate wearing panties, and rarely do. (Much to my husband's dismay.)

6. I go insane without long fingernails.

7. I hate for anyone to see me completely nude.

8. From the time I can remember until about 5 years ago, I wanted nothing more than to become an attorney.

9. I count things. Not to the level of disorder...just habitually. I count steps I take sometimes. I count while I shower. I count while webpages load.

10. I love my lips.

11. I think size matters.

12. I cry when children sing. Especially my own. Christmas and Patriotic school programs are the worst.

13. I am a reality-tv whore.

14. I hate riding with the windows down.

15. I have an insane attraction to men that are emotionally needy. I have a need to be their savior and "fix" them, but when I can't...I hate them.

16. I believe in ghosts.

17. I always dream in color and from the first-person perspective. I've never seen myself in a dream.

18. I believe in God because I'm afraid not to. The same goes for Blog Jesus.

19. I love lips on my neck.

20. I have killed every plant I've ever owned.

I've Decided....

Drunken, slutty men: my new favorite entertainment.

P.S. Glad you didn't puke, Toby.